This is not an issue that should take an hour to sort out.
All of the ridiculously strong personalities in my lab need to take a seat right now and just fucking compromise. I’m not even a part of this argument (which shouldn’t be an argument at all), and I’m tired of it. Seriously. Knock it off you ridiculous children. I can’t take it!
Omg. My brain is shutting down. I seriously can’t listen to 3 people talking at the same time in raised voices in an confined area for an hour. Ok. Just gonna go sit in a corner now guys. You’re ruining my beautiful Monday morning. Ruining it.