how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
this is the best joke ever
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cocktail hour strawberry mojito recipe 1 (by elevatormusik)
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earth science?
Holy shit it’s a dragon scale.
Black opal. These are beautiful.
no it’s a dragon scale
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