January 2012
Happy almost new years!!
Yay!!
December 2011
The Top 15 Biblical Ways to Get a Wife
ih8religion:
Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes. Then she’s yours. - (Deuteronomy 21:11-13)
Find a prostitute and marry her. - (Hosea 1:1-3)
Find a man with seven daughters, and impress him by watering his flock. - Moses (Ex 2:16-21)
Purchase a piece of property, and get a woman as...
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Panda caught eating meat →
guardian:
A wild panda is caught on surveillance camera eating a dead gnu in south-west China. An analyst says the bamboo-loving animals were predators millions of years ago. Although classified as carnivores, giant pandas mainly live on bamboo, but eat other foods including honey, eggs, fish, oranges and bananas when they are available.
That’s because bamboo is panda drugs and...
Woke up because my dream was officially more...
I was just a no-one playing a two-line part in a stage production starring Maggie Smith. I was really happy that I was even there (I mean MAGGIE SMITH!!) and a bunch of people I invited were in the audience. Then one of my friends from high school who was playing a very important role in the show couldn’t continue. His understudy got sick, and there was no one left to play it. I was the only...
Dear Forehead Acne,
My sister warned me about you. I’ve had these bangs for 3 days. I’m on to you and your sneaky ways. How about you get the fuck off my face?
Sincerely,
I Love My New Bangs (Stop ruining my face)
Alan is sick... :-(
And hyperventillating in his sleep…
This isn’t a normal thing, but he seems fine otherwise. And he needs to sleep, so I don’t want to wake him up. I just wish there was something I could do. It can’t feel good to breathe like that, asleep or otherwise.
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Reblog if there's no snow for Christmas where you...
valbakuh:
metalhearted:
it’s 85 degrees…and my air conditioner decided not to work today…
Cold but no snow… :-(
Muslim Fashion Appreciation Post
leekeybeth:
ideap0cket:
ichbinschadenfreude:
I see a lot of Tumblr posts of girls in their short shorts and singlets that only cover up half their torso, but I don’t think I have seen a Fashion post about classy, stylish or spunky, conservatively-presented girls, most especially Muslim girls. Mad props for them for showing sexy, classy and stylish without showing too much skin! Here goes!...
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My sister and I are pretty much mind twins.
Mom: Pick a number 1-10.
Me and my sister: *at the same time* TWELEVE!!!
30 Things to Stop Doing to Yourself →
