December 2010
Dec 27th
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If you block someone on facebook, can they still...
So…. I was at my grandmother’s Christmas party last night, and my creepy ass stepmom was there. My dad asked for more photos of me and my sister for christmas, so I logged onto facebook on my phone to show him a few choices I could send him. My step mom looks at it, and says, “Oh! You had those on facebook!!” My stepmom and I are not friends on facebook, and you...
Dec 27th
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This is the conversation that pisses me off more...
Everyone Else: So, you're graduating.
Me: Yes.
Everyone Else: So, what are you doing about medical school?
Me: I'm still going. I'm just taking a year or two off. It's very expensive to apply, you see, and I can't afford it right now. On top of application fees, I couldn't afford the tuition, and I'm already in debt.
Everyone Else: If you need help with the finances, I can help you out.
Me: Thank you, that's very kind, but there are other factors as well. First of all, the average age of a freshmen entering medical school is 24. Second, they prefer applicants with life experience. I want some of that. I'm going to work in one of the hospitals for a while, and apply next yearish. It's a lot of work that I would prefer to put off until I'm done with classes.
Everyone Else: You know, if you take a year off, you'll never go back.
Me: Yes, I will. This is what I want, and delaying it won't stop me from achieving that.
Everyone Else: It's very hard to go back. Just ask so and so. They'll tell you. You'll never go back if you don't do it now.
Me: You don't even know me. You don't know what I want or how hard I've worked to get through undergrad. You see me once a year, and use me to brag about how awesome your family is, how your such and such a relative is going to be a doctor some day and save lives. You don't realize what it's like to work two jobs, volunteer, officer two clubs, and maintain an honors worthy gpa. You don't know what I've given up to get this far. Congratulations to your daughter in the Ivy league school who has never lifted a finger in her whole life and got a B in Gen Chem. Congrats. I'm proud of her. But don't tell me what I will or won't do with my future. It's mine to make, and your input means nothing to me. So take your disdainful tone elsewhere. And FYI- Pediatricians are REAL doctors....
Dec 26th
Also...
After 21 years, I’m still pretty sure there are monsters in my basement. They hide when I turn the lights on…
Dec 25th
Happy Christmas!!!!!
Dec 25th
It seems backwards to me
that I should drive from a place that is snowy and wintery to a place where the sun is shining and things are brown, if not green. I went from Christmas to….autumn? :-(
Dec 24th
formerlymanhattans asked: Merry Christmas nametwin!
Dec 24th
Finally Home for the Holidays!!
Happy Christmas Eve. This should be interesting…
Dec 24th
formerlymanhattans asked: Merry Christmas nametwin!
Dec 24th
Dec 24th
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I’ve always been popculture illiterate. Particularly when it comes to films and actors. This is pretty ironic, considering my highschool best friend went to film school for acting and directing and is now living in LA working for Nickelodeon and my boyfriend has every intention of working for Pixar to make animated movies someday. Essentially, the last 6-7 years of my life have been...
Dec 24th
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Dozen,
Why did you close early the one time I tried to go to you since the day you opened? I get it, it’s Christmas Eve Eve. But come on. I missed you by half an hour cuz I was buying presents for my family. Can’t you cut me a break? I need cupcake. Need. We’re on grumpy terms right now, Dozen. I went out in the cold for you. You owe me.
Dec 23rd
Listenxdinoroarrr: asianpotato: eunkiholee: ...
Dec 23rd
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So far in college...
8 T (transfers) 3 C 13 B 20 A Not good enough for medschool. Life is poopy sometimes…. Hmm, guess I’ll have to sleep with a dean or two… (JOKING!!!!)
Dec 23rd
Dec 23rd
Dec 22nd
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formerlymanhattans asked: http://twitter.com/#!/tumblr/status/17628884426035200

That's all I know about notifications.
Dec 22nd
formerlymanhattans asked: http://twitter.com/#!/tumblr/status/17628884426035200

That's all I know about notifications.
Dec 22nd
So...why doesn't my dashboard give me alerts on...
agreed. Anyone know?
Dec 22nd
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Me: My mom sent me a picture of our new refrigerator.
Alan: New refrigerator?
Me: Yeah, the old one broke. They've been storing their food outside.
Alan: Hahahaha. How very 15th century of them!
Dec 22nd
As. Very Interesting.
It’s been such a long time since I’ve gotten As…
Dec 22nd
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
I thought grades were due today?
Dec 21st
Clouds in Pittsburgh  →
iamlittlei: I got a glimpse of the eclipse anyway. It was awesome but not nearly as cool a display as what you could see from everywhere else in the country. Still wonderful, though. The clouds completely obstructed our view. And we’re only like…a mile away from you. I was really sad. Alan and I both stayed up. Sigh
Dec 21st
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Monday Night Confessions
Sometimes, I considering breaking up with you. Because I love you too much. Because I’m afraid if you died that I would throw myself out a window, and you wouldn’t want that. Sometimes, I think about what would happen if you wrecked your car coming home, and I don’t know how I would get on. It hurts. Some day it will happen. We may be 80 or 100. We may be 30 or 40. I don’t...
Dec 21st
Ever do something and then decide it was a...
Yup. :-)
Dec 21st
Dec 19th
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I had a dream...
…that Szechuan Express used people meat to make their food. I found out, but if I told the cops, I was gonna be their next meal. Now I’m pretty sure it’s possible, and other restaurants are doing it too. Why do you think they have to soak fast food in ammonia? To kill all the people germs. Why is it all so cheap? Cuz people are free to murder. The restaurants don’t even...
Dec 19th
Dec 18th
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Alan: I may or may not start a tumblr where I post the dinners I make each night.
Rachel: I may or may not comment on it EVERYDAY.
Dec 18th
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So...
I wanted to celebrate my 1,000th tumblr post with sparkles and magic and happiness. But It turns out I made my 1,000th post in my drunkenness last night. So I deleted the post that said I can’t feel my chin in all caps and completely misspelled. If you must know, I really couldn’t feel my chin, and it was the freakiest thing ever.  Anyway, this is now my 1,000th post, and I am...
Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
he;;p wprold/ O am drunk....
Watching Jeff Gunhans cHRISTMAS sMPECIAL. (heY CAPS LOCK KEY!!! hOW ARE YOU??)
Dec 18th
I condiser myself an indepentent cya I sdpnt...
But aparently when i get frinl I bash repubicans. does that make ne a democrat???
Dec 18th
Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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When John F. Kennedy was inaugurated, there were...
californiacornbread: Just think about what that means about the sustainability of human life.
Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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Dear Head,
Do you hurt because of all the information I crammed into you in the last week, because I haven’t slept for two days, or because I just watched TV for 7 hours straight? Shower time. Feel better. ~Consciousness
Dec 17th
Afterall, there's only 9 more sleeps till...
Thank you, Emma Watson, for getting this song stuck in my head. Now I will sing it the whole way through finals.
Dec 16th
I just got peppermint in my eye.
Worst feeling every. My eye is all cold now. And no, don’t as how it happened.
Dec 16th
4 hrs 45 min till im finished. Holy god i need...
I am beyond caring if I pass. I just want a nap.
Dec 16th
1:11. I wish to do well on finals
Clause: No harm, physical, emotional, monetary, etc may come to me or any of the people I love or care about as a result of this wish. No catastrophic events may occur. None of my professors, nor TAs may die to eliminate the exams, and not ALL the other students may fail, especially the ones who are my friends. Well, now it’s 1:13. I think I effectively missed my opportunity…
Dec 16th
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“You would make a really cute otter. You love the water. You love the playing....”
– Alan, on why I would make a cute otter. Alan, exactly what things do I “eat off my belly?”
Dec 16th
Would anybody like to give me $1,800 so I can go...
Yes/No?
Dec 16th
9 hours until my finals tomorrow.
Before I was studying. Now I’m freaking out.
Dec 16th
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